(a beat.) Beetlejuice:: *stops her* hey i get it you and me were not that different. BEETLEJUICE: Adam (dramatic pause.) However, we have dozens of other monologues that you can read. You need a mother. Im always prepared. CHARLES:Yes, but we have to move forward! . Thats what I want too. Careful Charles! Rule number 1: Dont leave the house. (Instrumental with screams layered as BEETLEJUICE is unleashed.). BEETLEJUICE: Sorry, kid. LYDIA: Excuse me, are you ghosts? And we should tell her that! BEETLEJUICE: YES ADAM! Im going to suck your ghostinto it and trap it there forever!. Ill just ask Adam and Barbara. LYDIA: Recently Deceased. We take all these adult recreational classes, you know, ballroom dancing, backyard composting, ADAM: We just took this amazing glass blowing class. And then mom said, Lets clean up. And she made us sing that song she always loved. Trust me, its going to get weird, but itll work. Lets save Lydia and get the hell out of here. (a beat.) CHARLES: Damnit! CHARLES: What? Make them think that theyre in control! Scripture tells us, Sorrow not. Did you think I wasnt coming back? I see you. You'll know that I've abandoned hope. Maybe I should answer for her. invisible nd you can change all of that. BEETLEJUICE: Hi there, ahahaha! In a haunted house, all alone! BEETLEJUICE: AHH YOU FOOLED ME WITH LOVE! And this, this is a business dinner! ADAM: Oh, dont worry, Im gonna have this crib ready before that baby gets here! All you gotta do is say my name! Whatd you do!? Who knows what hes done to Lydia! I am the once and forever, Miss Argentina! And so do I! Also, no liquids! Sorry, I dont mean to bore you guys, talking about my mom. BEETLEJUICE: HIS NAME WAS KEVIN! LYDIA: Dad, how long do we have to stay here? BEETLEJUICE: Well make it snappy, I WANT CAKE! BEETLEJUICE: Its my middle name. Antics ensue. Youre leaving me? Then, the B-mans free and the mai tais are on me. And its not fair, you know? BARBARA: WE'LL RATTLE CHAINS AND I DON'T KNOW! BEETLEJUICE: For a price. Barbara, the pig! CHARLES: Dont say that. Beetlejuice - Musical. Source: . (closes door.) BEETLEJUICE: Ugh, holy moly, a lot of people come to this house, lights! (exits), BEETLEJUICE: YOU'RE INVISIBLE WHEN YOU'RE ME, I VANISHED LIKE A CLOUD OF DIRTY HIPSTER VAPE, LYDIA: By the time you read this I, Lydia Deetz, will be gone there's nothing for me here I'm alone, forsaken, invisible. BARBARA: Excuse me, this is all happening very fast, we just died and now youre here, and now theyre here and-. Fine, you wanna be together? CHARLES: Lydia! My baby's got a body that doesnt quit and a brain that doesnt work! From comedy to drama and everything in between, we hope that you can find one that you love. The sound of the music is evidence of the fact that the Maitlands have allowed Lydia to dance to the music and levitate in the living room as a . MISS ARGENTINA: THIS IS THE NETHERWORLD! we have to go home! Is that an old book? Thats the problem! About Press Copyright Contact us Creators Advertise Developers Terms Privacy Policy & Safety How YouTube works Test new features Press Copyright Contact us Creators . ADAM: I know! Unless, are you horribly disfigured? 1."I am alone. But honey, whatever it is you think youre looking for, youre not gonna find it. Now rise, and be released from death! BEETLEJUICE: So. Now I just need to convince Maxie Dean. She was my whole world. AND YOU'LL BE LIKE, "WHAT?" LYDIA: Yeah, you look like a bloated zebra that a lion ripped apart and then didnt eat because there was obviously something wrong with it, so it just rotted in the hot African sun. AGHHHH, ADAM: HOLD ON ONE DAMN MINUTE! So kinda like this. The Maitlands and Beetlejuice, Lydia thinks, can bring her to the netherworld to see her mother once more. CHARLES: Oh yes, Lydia, she uh, Im afraid she wont be joining us. BARBARA: I think so! BEETLEJUICE: I wanted to help you guys, its literally all I wanted, but the two of you are helpless. This . ADAM: You don't like this stuff? I asked you to send me a sign. CHARLES: Thats because Im trying to Delia, do your job please, life coach her. CHARLES: Delia Schlimmer, will you do me the honor of signing a prenuptial agreement and be my second wife? MAXINE: OH STOP! Stripey Ghost Man? ADAM: Barbara, run! To the dead. Leave this house! LYDIA: Hey Maybe we can help each other. Ah! I thought she was terrifying, but nobody knew who she was. And that is exactly how we can beat him. Unless of course, its a murder suicide, which makes for a very awkward eternity. YOUVE JUST BEEN WAITING FOR THE PERFECT TEACHER. LYDIA: Greetings, ghosts. The production is scheduled to close on June 6 . That means its working! BEETLEJUICE: (sinisterly.) Tagged: Whorehouse, Anxious. Look at you. Its-. And he's to blame. Lydias vision was right! Do you think you would mind leaving and never coming back? LYDIA: I dont want your help. frowns at the MUSIC. LYDIA: I just need one of you to open it! WE'RE MORE THAN DETRITUS WE'RE FINALLY ALIVE! LYDIA: Whats wrong sugarlumps? Lydia stopped short in the doorway, then began to laugh. BEETLEJUICE: That is a sandworm. (goes to kiss him, but gags.). We're gonna be rich! I hope theres a dead therapist somewhere that can give him the help he needs. So lets scare my dad! DELIA: Life coaching! This is what you get! LYDIA: I dont wanna forget about her. Theyre queens! YAAAH. FORESHADOWING. CHARLES: No, you have failed. CHARLES: I see! BEETLEJUICE: Oh yeah? DELIA: AH! Join the StageAgent community Im bringing my mom back, and none of you can stop me! Just put me in the game. Its a classic Victorian with the original crown molding. Fuck Brigadoon. It's from the store! BARBARA: Adam! She was my world, too Lydia. OTHO: So glad that you asked. The Netherworld. Everyone can see me now, but if I were alive, I could get out of the house, meet my kind of people. LYDIA: I dont know how! . Its like a green card thing! CHARLES: You think this is what I want? Let me ask you a question. LYDIA: I cant change anything! Beetlejuice tells the story of Lydia Deetz, a strange and unusual teenager obsessed with the whole "being dead thing." Lucky for Lydia, her new house is haunted by a recently deceased couple and Beetlejuice, a delightful demon with a real zest for life. JUNO: Anyone whose ever died is in there. Every bit of it. BEETLEJUICE: Oh, nope, thats the wrong card. Now, we dont have a lot of time. : 1) Lollapalooza -- Created in 1991 as a farewell tour for Perry Farrell's band, it ran annually until 1997, and was revived in 2003. Goes to the door. LYDIA: What? Hi there. You said no Ink Spots on this vacation! Animals and Pets Anime Art Cars and Motor Vehicles Crafts and DIY Culture, Race, and Ethnicity Ethics and Philosophy Fashion Food and Drink History Hobbies Law Learning and Education Military Movies Music Place Podcasts and Streamers Politics Programming Reading, Writing, and Literature Religion and Spirituality Science Tabletop Games . Cuz, shed love this! The man next to me is the one I want. Oh my god! ADAM: I never even used this and then I felt bad that I never used it. CHARLES: Lydia! BEETLEJUICE: Its a figure of speech Adam, okay? No! Lift with your back! BEETLEJUICE Oh, theyre both gonna get it. Well actually it was just this really hot apartment in Queens, where the doors locked from the outside. This is not working out. close. LYDIA: Because, youre not scary. The Tony-nominated smash Beetlejuice played its final performance on March 11 at the Winter Garden Theatre. (softly.) The man next to me Lets get that book open. LYDIA: Wow, this is going to be such an interesting night! I am utterly alone." -Lydia Deetz. LYDIA: No, it was adorable. From A Chorus Line to You're a Good Man, Charlie Brown, we've got plenty of monologues from musicals to choose from! Where the contestants suck and the host is very angry, because his plan to become alive just went balls up! Whats a matter Chuck? 119. IM ALIVE! So! Now normally, I would use a plumbline for this, but Im not too shabby with a freehand. BARBARA: We are! The full DC BJ script Hide! Thats why Im doing this. Time. I accept you. LYDIA: Just wanna make sure I know who I'm working with. Ive got a way to make everyone see me. Yeah. (more chase.) BARBARA: But were invisible. When Lydia calls on Beetlejuice to scare away her . "The Swamp" in The Acting Coach Approach: 48 Monologues for Kids . Playing hardball, huh? I thought I was bringing my mom back! Beetlejuice! LYDIA: Dad! Its gonna be so good for all of us. ADAM: You know, hate is a very strong word. I orbit. 2019 Broadway Beetlejuice the Musical Songs with Lyrics. BARBARA: Lydia, why did Beetlejuice give that to you? We have a dinner to plan, a house to redecorate-. February 27, 2020 7:07pm. Sayonara. LYDIA: Yeah, you said Stop acting so weird, I need this job., DELIA: No! CHARLES: HELLO! The doubts his . Then you won't believe how far I'll go. (draws door.) You know what? Sophia Anne Caruso, who originated the role of Lydia Deetz in Broadway's Beetlejuice, has exited the production as of its Wednesday, Feb. 19 show. So, goodbye. And their eyes! New York, NY, Accessibility Statement Terms Privacy |StageAgent 2020. Mom!! Wait, why aren't you dancing? One big dark room. BEETLEJUICE: Thats it! Buddy, thanks for coming, but we are dealing with a haunted house here. Ill marry you! THE MAITLANDS: BEETLEJUICE, BEETLEJUICE, BEETLEJUICE? Betelgeuse , Beetlejuice. DELIA: Why thank you, future step-daughter. If you would like to give a public . Lydia, right now you are redirecting anger and deflecting pain and other terms I learned in my training. Puppet show!! ), BEETLEJUICE: HEY ITS GREAT THAT YOU ATE UP MY PLAN, NOW THE POOCH HAS BEEN SCREWED AND THE SHIT HIT THE FAN, BEETLEJUICE: YOU MESSED WITH THE WRONG BOOK. (a beat or two.) ADAM: And your dad has made some big mistakes with the interior design! Big beautiful brains. Those are the guest sheets! CHARLES: Lydia, I have asked Delia to marry me. NOW LETS SKIP THE TEARS AND START ON THE WHOLE YOU KNOW, AND IF I HEAR YOUR CELL PHONE RINGING, ILL KILL YOU MYSELF, BEETLEJUICE: YOURE, YOURE GONNA BE FINE, DIE, YOURE ALL GONNA DIE, YOURE ALL GONNA DIE, YEAH, I KNOW YOURE WOKE, BUT YOU CAN TAKE A JOKE HERE, AND EVERY SHOW I DO LIKE A TON OF COKE HERE, BEETLEJUICE: YOU'RE YOU'RE GONNA BE FINE, ENSEMBLE: DEATH IS TABOO, BUT IT'S HARDLY SOMETHING NEW, THERE'S NOTHING MEDICAL PROFESSIONALS CAN DO, BEETLEJUICE IF YOU DIE WHILE WATCHING THIS PERFORMANCE, THE SHOW WILL NOT STOP, AND ON A CERTAIN DATE, THE UNIVERSE KILLS YOU, SO, HOW BOUT WE ALL MAKE A START (DIES IRAE! Well you got what you wanted, Dad. We will. This house is haunted! There's lots of cool stuff in there! I can bring your daddy so much pain. Hey, I get it! After everything Ive done for her. . BEETLEJUICE: PRETTY MUCH, ANY GHOST'LL DO, SURE. DELIA: Lydia, look, I know that youre upset, but maybe this is meant to be. Why dont you have a handbook? Yes, I love that man of mine. SEQUEL (air horn.) Can you believe that? Some things work better in the movie, some work better in the musical. ), ON THE WHOLE BEING DEAD THING (AH AH AH AH). Lydia is injured at work but the Ghost with the Most decides it's his job to take care of her which starts to bring Adam and Charles around on the terribly suited relationship. I designed it to reflect wealth, sophistication, and above all-. Were not like you! It is based on Tim Burton's 1988 film of the same name. ; Establishing Character Moment: Adam and the spider. BEETLEJUICE: Whered I lose you? BEETLEJUICE: Quick! We do not have time to make screaming, passionate, love right now. Now, lets get you processed. I might have to get a little nasty. THIS IS GONNA BE SO GOOD! OH! In her eyes, her ability to "gut" the house is connected to her ability to express, from which Charles is blocking her. Why dont you and I clear out all that old junk in the attic, and build you a dark room! These ghosts are gonna make us a fortune! LYDIA: NO! But, if youre going to live like a ghost, you have to follow the rules. Well that was a soliloquy, so you're the one who's being rude. BEETLEJUICE: (snaps fingers and the Sandworm attacks) Thats why not! Now, heres the plan; I cant make the living say my name, but with a little help from me, those newlydeads can. I'M GONNA MAKE HIM SAY MY NAME, I'LL MAKE HIM SAY MY NAME (MAKE HIM SAY YOUR NAME). So much poise! BARBARA: It was SO hard! ", AND SHE'LL BE LIKE "OH, NOTHIN' JUST RUNNING THE WORLD.". You see, the living ignore the dead. BEETLEJUICE: Oh yeah. Lets spin the wheel. I was in a sweat lodge. AHHH! BEETLEJUICE: YouareADORABLE (kisses Adam) HA! ITS ALMOST A GIVEN THAT I WILL ALL SOON BE ALIVE. Dad, theres ghosts here. Well, I should probably get going. Im going to the Netherworld! BEETLEJUICE: DON'T YOU WANNA SEE DAD SUFFER? So, what do you say? What if Lydias in my head right now? We got any kids in the audience? BEETLEJUICE: Please dont make me beg. The happiness is completely gone, and that just makes me really sad. ADAM: Well, why do we have to make them say it? Adam, we need a door. Results may vary. Maybe nothing has to change. And there is a way. ADAM Bill Hadley on his tractor. Based on the 1988 film starring Michael Keaton, the musical tells the story of Lydia Deetz, an offbeat teenager whose life changes when her family moves into a home inhabited by a recently . JUNO: I shouldve guessed youd be mixed up in all of this! Are you alright? Scouts honor, but that books got a lot of dangerous stuff in it. Right now, no matter what I do, I cannot affect the world of the living. Pigs cant climb! The Whole 'Being Dead' Thing - Betelgeuse and Ensemble 3. Mom! Based on the 1988 Burton film, this musical delves into the life of oddball teen Lydia Deetz, who meets a recently deceased couple and an unruly demon willing to help them haunt a house. Youre still breathing arent you? CHARLES: I already did change. Beetlejuice: [covers Lydia's mouth with his hand] She's a little bit nervous. And life! Lydia, I know you wont let me down. Delia! BARBARA: And Lydia, she cant live like this! ADAM: Woah. LYDIA: Beetlejuice, dont you get it? Then I guess theres no rush! Its like a nursing home for sad cats. Do you remember what I said? OTHO: Then lets get to it! You go to the Netherworld, you dont come back. The whole "being dead" thing has never been so frightfully fun as in Beetlejuice, the Broadway musical based on the 1988 Tim Burton cult classic movie. We used to live here. Juno: The whorehouse was my idea! BEETLEJUICE (THE MAITLANDS): SCREW THEIR PHONES! I dont know get it, but Im a part of it! BEETLEJUICE See, this is what life is. Lets chop off his head. That was a disaster. MAXIE DEAN: Lydia! And I never got the chance to use them while I was alive. (in a southern accent.) CHARLES: You made it big. ALL GUY, GUY, CREEPY OLD GUY GUY, GUY, CREEPY OLD GUY GUY, GUY, BEETLEJUICE: AHHHHHHH!! And then she was like But I dont have any baby oil! and then I was like Well, Ive got some guacamole. And that is how I made nachos with Catherine Hepburn. Im sorry its kind of a mess. The new musical had originally been slated to end its run on June 6, but the show was . Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice!" Based on Tim Burton's blockbuster film of the same name, this animated show features Beetlejuice, the wild "ghost with the most" from the "Neitherworld" and his mortal best friend Lydia Deetz, a young, perky goth girl attending a private school in a sleepy little Connecticut town. See that tiny little house up there? BEETLEJUICE Isnt this amazing? Synopsis: Beetlejuice, a malevolent spirit masquerading as a guide to the Netherworld meets the Maitlands, a recently deceased couple learning the ropes of haunting their own home. ADAM: So he sent little Howard the third, and long story short, I got the last bottle of Manchurian Tung oil! 123! You see Charles, as a life coach, I have but one enemy. He was already dead. DELIA: Why does this always happen to me? BEETLEJUICE: Holy crap! Get the shrimp! We used to make the haunted houses in the garage, but, in the summer so no one expected it. (a beat.) And you wont even say her name. And nothing else exists. You dont like your dad, and I dont like my mom! I just can't deal with Delia. And I want everyone here to know it. *Our system only provides suggested monologues or songs for select characters if we have matching monologues and song information in our database. 5. Own that. We cant hide this anymore. SPIN! Like these weirdos. BEETLEJUICE: THAT IS THE SOUND, OF CLEAN, WHITE, SHORTS TURNING BROWN, LYDIA: THE SOUND OF A SCREAM, IS MUSIC TO ME, A SOUND THAT SAYS FIFTEEN YEARS FULL-TIME THERAPY, BEETLEJUICE: TRAUMA AND FEAR, IT SINGS IN MY EAR, BEETLEJUICE/LYDIA: AIN'T IT THE SWEETEST NOISE AROUND, THAT BEAUTIFUL SOUND. Oh god, just the thought of that makes me so ANGRY! So, I have an idea. It couldve been bad! But somehow, someway, you gotta make 'em see ya. DELIA: Dont worry Otho, well put you in the Soulbox! Mr. Beetlejuice, since we met, you have pinched me, and groped me, and harassed me, sir, and I wanna tell you, in front of all these people, that it has worked! Theyre made out of the devil! Sucks-Yes! (chuckling.) With an irreverent book, an astonishing set, and a score that . OTHO: Let me say it (dramatically) DEATH! I had it open for a second but the Maitlands slammed it shut. We will just have to do this without her. I realized that I dont want to go through life alone. And then, spring the trap. BEETLEJUICE: Theyre taking it to the dump and without me theyre going to do that to everything! You died together. I am a very sexual being, and I do love me an orgy, but I say this with love, but you all dont strike me as the orgying kind. If this house is haunted, then that means mom might still be back at our old house! BEETLEJUICE: Wow! Its not a fad! Cmon. Do the research! The late '80s cartoon of the same name makes Beetlejuice and Lydia best friends, not maybe-lovers, and the Broadway musical made a big effort to modernize the story: It does keep the "I'm . TELL MY STORYY! (a beat.) People! LYDIA: I cant open it. (BEETLEJUICE bursts in on the Sandworm.). And you heard what he said, any ghost can do that possession stuff. Thats why youre here. Can I bring her back? Demon's Dance. TAKE YOUR PLACES I WANT SCARY FACES NOW GO! Then you will know that I am no longer . ADAM: Okay, that Wasn't as much fun as I thought it'd be ADAM: We are not kombucha people. ALL (excluding LYDIA): DAYLIGHT COME AND ME WAN' GO HOME, CHARLES: COME MISTER TALLY MAN, TALLY ME BANANA, MAXIE DEAN: Come mister tally man, tally me banana. ADAM: CHEFS WHO USE TOO MUCH SAGE WHEN THEY MAKE BEURRE NOISETTE, BEETLEJUICE: WELL, THERE'S LOTS THERE TO USE, TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND GIVE ME YOUR BEST PRIMAL SCREAM, BEETLEJUICE: TRY IT AGAIN MAYBE THIS TIME PRETEND LIKE YOU MEAN IT. I had a vision once. If we want our house back, we have to fight for it! Well Im warning you because I got millions of em. You smell like the bathrooms at the Mandarin Oriental. Everyone here would go back if they could! So I kinda found the original script for the DC run of Beetlejuice. AcCENT upon the Wrong SylLABle: When Adam finds the advert for Betelgeuse, he actually says the name three times, but because he pronounces it "Bay-til Guy-ce", the incantation doesn't work. And life is the only way out! LYDIA: The Netherworld? DELIA: Lydia, you cannot just sneak up on people and take their essence. ADAM: Oh! And Im still here! BEETLEJUICE: Looks like we're not invisible anymore! The musical may still be called Beetlejuice; but, this time around, Lydia's the star. I havent always been such a good mother. And now were all alone. ILL NEVER COME THIS WAY AGAIN! Oh, Adam, were just getting started! ADAM: Chapter one! Second row, right there! BEETLEJUICE: Your mom? CHARLES: Hey! Beetlejuice DC Script - Free download as PDF File (.pdf), Text File (.txt) or read online for free. ADAM: Oh god! Before Juno sees you. What if Lydia walks in? "Things seem pretty quiet. It says: 'live people ignore the strange and unusual.'. CHARLES: Sweet Jesus, Delia we need a real exorcist! Ive already been to hell and back. BEETLEJUICE: I'm sorry, you're giving me advice? BARBARA: Thats so strange, Its not hot. But first, I think it would be so wonderful if our newest family member would make a toast! Maxie Dean loves shrimp! Now, Im gonna go find a room to bless. BEETLEJUICE: There you go, kid. I can no longer stand to be used like a puppet between two deceitful worlds. AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO PROCESS MY ANGER BECAUSE AS A SOCIETY WE DONT TEACH MEN HOW TO PROCESS THEIR ANGER, SO MAYBE ILL JUST TRYMURDER! A toast to my father and his all important business! Im ready for some people to die. Of course I might have to get a little mean. Youll have to open the door to find out. It has u but doesnt have a me. LYDIA: The ghosts! However, there was no reasoning with the spirit, but Adam and Barbara had a slight advantage in the fact that they weren't stuck in Adam's miniature town. BEETLEJUICE: OH! Were still in our house, all our stuff is here! (DELIA screams.) You know what it feels like to get everything you thought you ever wanted, but still feel like no one will every love you? BEETLEJUICE: And I know that now. LYDIA: Dead Mom? It's our house now, kid! And Im not gonna let you take it from her! This is all very believable. All rights go to Tim Burton and creator. But she was talking about us. And the teacher was Wiccan! LYDIA: I dont have a lot of friends so, if I have to live in this stupid house, at least I know Ill have you guys in the attic. I mean, no I have an idea, how about instead of impaling yourself on that birdbath, you uh, I dont know, say my name three times. MISS ARGENTINA: Oh, but you have to go back now. We are invisible. Beetlejuice is a stage musical with music and lyrics by Eddie Perfect and book by Scott Brown and Anthony King. Well, we can take care of that. I am utterly alone. LYDIA: I have been alone since my mom died! Lets draw the door. LYDIA: But were moving forward!, right? I'm totally enchanted. JUNO: You are the embarrassment. Now, we have two days to transform this old house into the flagship model home of my new gated community. LYDIA: What? See you in hell, AGH, Im gone Im gonna use the door. All ghosts shall proceed directly to the Netherworld. No. In Michael McDowell's script, the adorable Maitlands' death scene is quite graphic and traumatic they get trapped in a car and scream to no avail as they're shown slowly drowning. It has to stop. MISS ARGENTINA: But thats impossible, you youre a living girl. But hey. Sophia Anne Caruso, the talented young star of "Beetlejuice," surprised a lot of the musical . But, its true, I was kicked in the head by a dressage horse. This is the best day of my life! And they have scorpions for teeth! "Beetlejuice made 'weird' look cool. LYDIA: Im gonna use it to bring my mom back from the Netherworld. LYDIA: Yeah. Delia! Theyre in the room with us. It bridged the cultural gap between the cult movie and the studio movie, making a genre-movie quirkiness acceptable to the mainstream." New York Times film critic Glenn Kenny 3 Oo! Love is love. LYDIA: I had a change of heart. Beetlejuice is a musical with music and lyrics by Eddie Perfect and book by Scott Brown and Anthony King. Alone. AND THE UNIVERSE WILL BE LIKE "I KNOW! BEETLEJUICE: I am not Wiccan, and that is nothing like this. BARBARA: We're ghosts, damn it! CHARLES: No, we have to stop. More about Lydia . Beetlejuice: please don't make me beg *kneels* fine im begging okay i'm so sick and tired of being. Barbara, put her there now put her here, OWWWWW! BEETLEJUICE: Im tired of being alone! Now, to the Prius! An infinite abyss of nothing! Did I mention that my moms a demon? The oldest trick in the book. BEETLEJUICE: Get in there Babs! I have a peephole; I can see you Youre scary, goodbye! Beetlejuice : I'm Lydia Deetz and I'm of sound mind. DELIA: Black reminds me of a funeral! First time haunting your own genuine haunted house, and youre a natural. She held her lip between her teeth and went to find him at once. After more than 30 years, Michael Keaton and Winona Ryder could potentially reprise their roles as Beetlejuice and Lydia Deetz in the upcoming film Beetlejuice 2.. Keaton and Ryder originally played the iconic characters in Tim Burton's 1998 cult classic Beetlejuice.. As reported by ScreenRant, Brad Pitt's production company Plan B Entertainment has signed on to produce Beetlejuice 2. Make My Millennium!". For this list, we'll be looking at the choreography and dance sequences from films spanning between 1980 to 1989 that define this era and the dance genre. BEETLEJUICE: Why do you gotta be so hard on me, Mom? Lydia. And she left us. BARBARA: You were right. Yes, Beetlejuice, THE MUSICAL, which opened on the Great White Way on April 25, 2019 and closed, due to the COVID-19 pandemic on March 10, 2020, and reopened on April 8, 2022 permanently closed . I cancelled the exorcist, and Ive hired someone better. LYDIA: Youre scared of everything! Wait! (referring to DELIA.) ADAM: I know, I know, me too. OTHO: Its Kevin! DELIA Business friends: I have only known this amazing, amazing man and his unique daughter for a few months I don't even know how many, I'd have to check my pay stubs! but, as my guru Otho always says. This is amazing! BARBARA: SURE, THE GROOM CRAWLED OUT OF A TOMB, BARBARA/DELIA: CREEPY OLD GUY, CREEPY OLD GUY, I WANNA SEE A TEAR IN EVERY EYE AS I PASS BY, I KNOW THAT ON THE OUTSIDE HE'S DISGUSTING, BUT I KNOW THAT THIS TIME, I'M MAKIN' IT RIGHT, ALL: HERE COMES THE BRIDE HERE COMES THE BRIDE, I CAN'T BELIEVE SOME CULTURES THINK THIS KIND OF THING'S ALRIGHT, LYDIA: MY CREEPY OLD GUY MY CREEPY OLD GUY. LYDIA: Dad came back for me? GET OUTTA MY WAY. I took a very big risk with this place. Im gonna find my mom! But hes my monster. About Lydia. All Ive gotta do is get a living person to say my name three times. BEETLEJUICE: Fine! Based on his/her attributes, we recommend you consider these audition pieces! BEETLEJUICE: WOO! I need to really live, really connect! As your guru Otho always said, this is taking too long! OH! Sign up today to unlock amazing theatre resources and opportunities. Except for you, Dead Mom. Im bringing my mom back! BARBARA: No offense mister, but you give me the creeps. With a lovely family inside. All you gotta do is say my name. Were going to change that (rings triangle.) 2) Starbuck 3) John 8: 12: "I am the light of the world. Were going to play a little game! Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice!" IT'S SHOWTIME! MONSTER BEETLEJUICE: Your not invisible when you're me! Ive come to pry my beloved daughter from your cold dead hands. JUST THINK OF THE UNIVERSE AS A FEMALE BEST FRIEND, AND YOU CAN BE LIKE "HEY, UNIVERSE, WHAT'S HAPPENIN', GIRL? Our whole life is in that house. christian laettner first wife; leaf home water solutions vs culligan; conventions in las vegas 2022. sona jobarteh husband; houston crime rate by race Im a dead guy, stuck in the world of the living with nothing, and no one to share it with. You are dead? Thats great! BEETLEJUICE: Okay, plan B! This is already the BEST exorcism Ive ever been to! "Beetlejuice" runs through . See ya suckers! The ghost-with-the-most comes to the stage in this edgy and irreverent musical comedy based on Tim Burton's dearly beloved film. Now you remember what my guru Otho says! I'LL MAKE THE BEST OF BEING FLESH AND BONE, BEETLEJUICE: Thats right! I'm talkin' jump-scares, the jerky Japanese ghost-walk. do not like him! "Beetlejuice" is closing on Broadway in January, ending its unconventional, fan-fueled run on the Great White Way. *Our system only provides suggested monologues or songs for select characters if we have matching monologues and song information in our database. Stupid sheet!, (Ad lib.). BEETLEJUICE: Oh, Babs, I would LOVE that. First published Apr 06, 2020. But we just have to hold onto each other and live through it. I thought she was talking about us. THE THREE OF US ALONE CAN WRECK DAD'S EVENING, YEAH, I GOT GAME! Barbara, its like one of our classes! CHARLES: Delia! (BEETLEJUICE possesses BARBARA and ADAM.). Girl, just say it three times in a row. Hold on! BARBARA: So, now what? Adam, youre boring. LYDIA: It could be both. Right now, just outside the walls of this house, nestled in the hatch back of my Toyota Prius, is a mysterious object of my own design. And such a bold departure from the original source material! . Your moms dead, shes in the Netherworld. I mean, real ghosts? Where are you? All I want is for someone, anyone to look my way and say Hey. Youre under so much stress, you must relax! You know, my guru Otho says Depression is like an ugly sweater. Lets find out! You are tougher than you look. Beetlejuice the Musical Script by Jesse. LYDIA: Hey dad? BEETLEJUICE: Thats where tote bags come from. LYDIA: Perhaps thats because I myself, am strange and unusual. BEETLEJUICE: Woah! ADAM: I have an idea! Hope I didnt scare you (screams) ARITHMIA 1234. Ah! 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